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    国外课堂经典对白

    国外课堂经典对白

    在一所著名大学里的历史课上,教授正在向来自各国的同学提问:“要生存还是要灭亡。”这句名言出自谁的口中?

    沉寂了半天之后,古田站起来说:"威廉?莎士比亚。"

    “很好,被誉为“欧洲的良心”是指谁? “罗曼.罗兰。”

    完全正确,同学们,刚才回答问题的是位日本学生,可是作为欧洲国家的学生确答不出来,太遗憾了,教授不无感慨的说道。

    “干死小日本!” 突然有人发出一声喊叫。

    “谁!谁说的!”教授气得语音都颤抖了。

    “杜鲁门说的。”约翰站了起来。

    “你以为自己在干什么?”教授生气的说道。

    “麦当娜说的。”杰克也站了起来。



    “这真叫人恶心,简直无法无天了。”教授浑身气得发抖。

    “乔治.布什说的。”斯蒂芬也坐不住了。

    课堂立刻陷入了混乱之中,所有的学生都开始议论纷纷,一些学生开始起哄:“耶!真他妈够劲。”

    “克林顿对莱温斯基说的。”玛丽毫无表情的接话道。

    教授愤怒得说不出话来,隔了一会,他大踏步的向门外走去,到门口时,他冷冷的看了所有人一眼:“我会回来的。

    “阿诺得,施瓦辛格说的。”鲍勃终于插上话了。

    古田委屈的一摊手:”我没做什么坏事,为什么会这样?“

    “张国荣说的。”李小丽一脸崇拜的神情回答

    所有的学生都围成一个圈,汤姆有些垂头丧气:“该死,我们完了。”

    “希特勒说的。”伊汉诺娃立刻回答。

    赖特叹了口气:“今天将是一个很有意义的日子。


    本.拉登说的”。克瑞斯终于为自己能说出一个名字而得意。

    “这决非是我最得意的一天。”古田惭愧的说着。

    “托尼.布莱尔说的。”已经不知道谁在回答。

    这时校长和教授一起进来了,他脸色铁青,几乎是一字一顿的说道:“你们要为此付出代价!”

    “斯大林说的。”全班同学异口同声的回答。

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